If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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