guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
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I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
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When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
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