I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
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I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
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wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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