woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
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I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
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I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
ELLEHCIM
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DRAHCIR
WHAT??
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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