My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
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Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
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Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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