Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
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He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
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It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... π―πππ
Do I even want to know?
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
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