it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
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we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
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I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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