I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
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she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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