i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
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all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
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I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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