Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
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Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
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I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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