do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
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I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
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He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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