So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
someone get that fucking seahorse.
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
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Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
In other news, I just burned my penis
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You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
Randomize