Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
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she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
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Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
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