I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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