so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
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jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
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They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
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