Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
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Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
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Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
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