Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
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The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
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Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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