Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
I don't know how this happened but I got an email thanking me for being a Waffle House regular. HOW DO THEY KNOW?? Maybe I need to stop going there shitfaced.
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
Randomize