You smell like stripper and shame
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
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drinking out of a sandbucket again
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
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I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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