He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
Having a random hookup so left but love u
This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
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She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
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My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
dude. I can hear the air.
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