i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
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We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
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Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
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