I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
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sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
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He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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