I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
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A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
My bed is full of blood and feathers
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
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Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
I just googled, "what type of cured meat does my face taste like", and one of the top results was, "The Definitive Guide to Bacon." I couldn't make this up if I tried.
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
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