If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
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Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
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My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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