Midget sex pt 2 tonight
That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
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Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
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Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
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