the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
I'm way too hungover for life right now
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
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