I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
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He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
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I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
Such a big mess for such a small penis
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