So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
P.S. I can't hear my feet
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
Randomize