You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
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Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
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Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
how drunk are you?
Several
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
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