Having a random hookup so left but love u
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
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Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
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Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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