We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
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After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
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he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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