All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
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I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
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I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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