Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
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I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
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there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
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