But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
This is the worst date ever. Pls kill me. No, wait, scratch that, stick to the original plan of killing Paris Hilton, I'll live though this
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
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he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
You left me on the phone while you grabbed a plastic bag and started puking. I recorded it. Its my new ringtone for you
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I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
When did angry sex become our thing?
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
So I had this brilliant idea that I would sleep in all sorts of sweatpants and sweatshirts... Apparently I thought I could "sweat" off the drunk in my sleep and that it would make me feel better when I woke up
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