Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
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Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
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