u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
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I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
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Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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