I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
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My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
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I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
Whatever, you're gonna have to break it to mom that the reason I was so drunk at Christmas dinner is because she wouldn't stop asking me why I don't have a boyfriend
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
COCAINE IS GR8
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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