The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
nutella sex= disaster
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
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Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
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Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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