That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
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There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
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My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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