apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
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Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
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He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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