So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
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First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
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I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
I have already put on my inside pants.
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