Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
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first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
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He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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