I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
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Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
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Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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