WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
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I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
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Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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