I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
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nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
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His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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