OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
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It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
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Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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