And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
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You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
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Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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