All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
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We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
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Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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