How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
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The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
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I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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