I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
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What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
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But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
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